About Us

Spent the better part of the 90’s lecturing about UFOs for the government. Spent 2001-2008 deploying heroin with no outside help. Spent 2002-2007 getting my feet wet with mannequins in Naples, FL. My current pet project is deploying glue in Ocean City, NJ. Spent a weekend short selling fried chicken in Suffolk, NY. Prior to my current job I was lecturing about bathtub gin in Fort Lauderdale, FL.